imeeji CONTINUATIONS?

[doublefried]

[ mostly for nsfw because i will never let captcha defeat me ]

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[doublefried]

This is revenge. Revenge on my beautiful, precious, one-of-a-kind, darling, wonderful, sweet, clever boyfriend.

[tothosewhobait]

[Is dying, squirtle]

[Weird watery fish noises]

[doublefried]

My pretty pretty boyfriend who has TWO forms he's elegant and striking in, who has a cute laugh and a nice-shaped jaw and a charming beauty mark and soft pettable hair, and who I love sooo muuuch.

[tothosewhobait]

I can't believe I have to destroy my own boyfriend.

[doublefried]

You definitely already did and that's why this is revenge. After earlier, all I can think about is my boyfriend.

[tothosewhobait]

[Covers W's face with both hands]

Keigo.

[doublefried]

[ CHIRPS but this time it is clearly on purpose to be cute ]

Yes?

[tothosewhobait]

You're a dangerous man.

[doublefried]

I just love you a lot.

[tothosewhobait]

[Doodles little patterns against W's skin with a fingertip]

Sometimes I wonder...

[doublefried]

Wonder...?

[tothosewhobait]

What the cost was.

[doublefried]

You literally died and went to Hell.

[tothosewhobait]

....point. I think that counts as cost enough to earn a perfect boyfriend.

[doublefried]

AND while in Hell you died again, and then you rescued me from a kidnapper. So I think you've earned it a few times over.

We should be more worried about me, who got handed a perfect boyfriend for nothing.

[tothosewhobait]

Sir.

[doublefried]

Me, who got handed a perfect boyfriend for 14000 points.

[tothosewhobait]

I'd like to lodge a formal complaint.

[doublefried]

I guess that is rounding the number down...

[tothosewhobait]

Who has been trapped in hell longer than me and ALSO died here?

[doublefried]

Okay, well, I have. Are we counting that? If we're counting that I guess it's fine.

[tothosewhobait]

You've also spent your whole life doing everything for everyone.

[doublefried]

Well, if that counts too, then I guess we don't need to worry about the universe balancing itself out.

[tothosewhobait]

Why wouldn't it count? Besides...you won me over fair and square by being handsome and fun and funny and clever and kind and interesting and a good listener and also abs.

[doublefried]

Normally if you're paying for something, you wouldn't say 'well I lost a lot of money when I fell in a puddle earlier, so I think my groceries should be free', but maybe the universe works on a bigger scale than that. But I will accept responsibility for my own abs. Those are allllll me.