imeeji CONTINUATIONS?

[doublefried]

[ mostly for nsfw because i will never let captcha defeat me ]

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[doublefried]

[ he's lying on his back so he can't flutter but his feathers poof up happily. like he always gets ! :D! arm! whenever there are extra arms. they never get old!! ]

You drive a hard bargain.

[tothosewhobait]

Really? I always thoughts my bargains were rather hard to say no to.

[doublefried]

Your face is hard to say no to.

[tothosewhobait]

That's only hard for you, lovely.

[doublefried]

I don't know about THAT. It's a nice face.

[tothosewhobait]

[Reaches out to pinch his cheek]

That's bias.

[doublefried]

[ mrrr rr ]

I thought you had a nice face BEFORE we dated.

[tothosewhobait]

[Tugs. His. Cheek.]

[doublefried]

[ WHINE ]

I'm being bullied for complimenting my boyfriend's face! What kind of behavioral reinforcement is thaaat.

[tothosewhobait]

You can't be this nice to me.

[doublefried]

But you have a cute blush and that's harder to see if I'm being mean!

[tothosewhobait]

That's the point.

[doublefried]

The nicer I am to you the faster you can build up a tolerance to me being nice.

[tothosewhobait]

That is absolutely not how it works.

[doublefried]

It is! I can do it so much that eventually you just take it for granted.

[tothosewhobait]

The joke is on you, lovely. I'll never take you for granted.

[doublefried]

Oh, I didn't mean 'take for granted' in a bad way.

[tothosewhobait]

I know darling.

[doublefried]

More like... you'll get so used to it it'll be weird if I'm NOT being super nice to you all the time.

[tothosewhobait]

In that case, I am already "so used to it".

[doublefried]

So that means I can be nicer! Since your base tolerance is higher now!

[tothosewhobait]

[Please hold. He cannot even wrap his mind around the idea that "nicer" than how W already treats him can even exist???]

[doublefried]

Well, I guess most of the 'spoil your boyfriend' things require proximity. Like, I can't surprise you with flowers or breakfast or something if I'm not there.

[tothosewhobait]

Darling, that is more kindness than I think I could survive.

[doublefried]

I was definitely going to fill the lounge with flowers if I could find a special enough occasion though. Actually, what's your favorite flower?