imeeji CONTINUATIONS?

[doublefried]

[ mostly for nsfw because i will never let captcha defeat me ]

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[tothosewhobait]

And my first boyfriend.

[doublefried]

AND your first boyfriend.

[tothosewhobait]

And the first landgoer I’ve had sex with.

[doublefried]

Also the first bird, as long as we're getting really specific...

[tothosewhobait]

Once you go bird, you never.... I don’t know how to finish that, but I refuse to be with a cat.

[doublefried]

I wouldn't want to date a cat person anyway. Like, there might be barbs and I'm not into that.

[tothosewhobait]

Barbs?

[doublefried]

Lots of type of both wild and domestic cats have barbed reproductive organs! Obviously that's not a guarantee a catboy would have 'em, but do you really wanna take the risk.

[tothosewhobait]

Cats.

[doublefried]

Cats.

[tothosewhobait]

I’ll stick to birds.

[doublefried]

I can only approve.

[tothosewhobait]

[Burrows against the other man]

To his credit, at least Idia didn’t split me off with Leona for testing groups.

[doublefried]

I feel like there are no bonus points for being a considerate kidnapper.

[tothosewhobait]

He had us sign an NDA and then wanted to complain when Riddle, Vil and I insisted on reading it first.

[doublefried]

An NDA, so you don't leak confidential kidnapping information, just in case a competing organization might also want to kidnap you.

[tothosewhobait]

No one else is going to kidnap us.

[doublefried]

No one had better!

[tothosewhobait]

I don’t think anyone else could. He just had some advantages.

[doublefried]

If anyone else tried I would probably kill them.

[tothosewhobait]

That’s very sweet, but I’d rather you stay nice and safe.

[doublefried]

I can do both things!

[tothosewhobait]

I know you can, but you don’t need to kill for me, lovely.

[doublefried]

Well, ideally I wouldn't have to, obviously...

[tothosewhobait]

I’m not going to get kidnapped again anyways. Idia wouldn’t and no one else is going to, so...

Besides. As far as kidnappings go, it wasn’t too bad...aside from the testing and the power restricting collars and being washed by machines. Actually the dated company videos we had to watch were probably the worst of it.