imeeji CONTINUATIONS?

[doublefried]

[ mostly for nsfw because i will never let captcha defeat me ]

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[tothosewhobait]

You can’t steal my lines. Also it’s okay for us to be focused on you for a while, you know.

[doublefried]

Well, I know...

[tothosewhobait]

For starters? Your eyebrows are very motivational. Looking at them I feel like I could open a third lounge.

[doublefried]

My eyebrows are??

[tothosewhobait]

Absolutely. And your smile is powerful enough to prevent all overblot ever.

[doublefried]

It's a good thing you'll be keeping me around, then!

[tothosewhobait]

As long as you’ll let me.

[doublefried]

You'd have to pry me off with a crowbar to get rid of me.

[tothosewhobait]

I’d never dream of it.

[doublefried]

So you've got a long-term bird!

[tothosewhobait]

I had better. I don’t do flings.

[doublefried]

My usual M.O. is to pine uselessly over unattainable men forever, so this is a significant upgrade.

[tothosewhobait]

Did you ever like anyone other than him? Aside from me,’obviously.

[doublefried]

Nope! That puts you in an exclusive group, and then an even more exclusive group on top of that.

[tothosewhobait]

I do like exclusive. I hadn’t really liked anyone before, you know.

That is, I’d never had a crush. The twins were just always mine.

[doublefried]

Right, you were a set... well, I'm honored to be your first crush!

[tothosewhobait]

And my first boyfriend.

[doublefried]

AND your first boyfriend.

[tothosewhobait]

And the first landgoer I’ve had sex with.

[doublefried]

Also the first bird, as long as we're getting really specific...

[tothosewhobait]

Once you go bird, you never.... I don’t know how to finish that, but I refuse to be with a cat.

[doublefried]

I wouldn't want to date a cat person anyway. Like, there might be barbs and I'm not into that.

[tothosewhobait]

Barbs?

[doublefried]

Lots of type of both wild and domestic cats have barbed reproductive organs! Obviously that's not a guarantee a catboy would have 'em, but do you really wanna take the risk.

[tothosewhobait]

Cats.