imeeji CONTINUATIONS?

[doublefried]

[ mostly for nsfw because i will never let captcha defeat me ]

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[doublefried]

My usual M.O. is to pine uselessly over unattainable men forever, so this is a significant upgrade.

[tothosewhobait]

Did you ever like anyone other than him? Aside from me,’obviously.

[doublefried]

Nope! That puts you in an exclusive group, and then an even more exclusive group on top of that.

[tothosewhobait]

I do like exclusive. I hadn’t really liked anyone before, you know.

That is, I’d never had a crush. The twins were just always mine.

[doublefried]

Right, you were a set... well, I'm honored to be your first crush!

[tothosewhobait]

And my first boyfriend.

[doublefried]

AND your first boyfriend.

[tothosewhobait]

And the first landgoer I’ve had sex with.

[doublefried]

Also the first bird, as long as we're getting really specific...

[tothosewhobait]

Once you go bird, you never.... I don’t know how to finish that, but I refuse to be with a cat.

[doublefried]

I wouldn't want to date a cat person anyway. Like, there might be barbs and I'm not into that.

[tothosewhobait]

Barbs?

[doublefried]

Lots of type of both wild and domestic cats have barbed reproductive organs! Obviously that's not a guarantee a catboy would have 'em, but do you really wanna take the risk.

[tothosewhobait]

Cats.

[doublefried]

Cats.

[tothosewhobait]

I’ll stick to birds.

[doublefried]

I can only approve.

[tothosewhobait]

[Burrows against the other man]

To his credit, at least Idia didn’t split me off with Leona for testing groups.

[doublefried]

I feel like there are no bonus points for being a considerate kidnapper.

[tothosewhobait]

He had us sign an NDA and then wanted to complain when Riddle, Vil and I insisted on reading it first.

[doublefried]

An NDA, so you don't leak confidential kidnapping information, just in case a competing organization might also want to kidnap you.

[tothosewhobait]

No one else is going to kidnap us.

[doublefried]

No one had better!

[tothosewhobait]

I don’t think anyone else could. He just had some advantages.

[doublefried]

If anyone else tried I would probably kill them.