imeeji CONTINUATIONS?

[doublefried]

[ mostly for nsfw because i will never let captcha defeat me ]

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MONSTER BINGO

[doublefried]

[ from here ]

[ flicks tail a bit ]

Because we TECHNICALLY have the AlcheME potion but that one is JUST cosmetic so it wouldn't really work the same way for the same purposes...

[tothosewhobait]

[Reaching out to trace his scales again]

First, an important clarification. Mers aren’t fish, however much I joke. I’m not sure what you’ve read up about fish in your spare time, but I regret to inform you that whatever it is was wrong.

[doublefried]

Well, I didn't read anything about how they have sex, if that's what you mean.

[tothosewhobait]

I’m glad. I’d be a little put out considering you could just ask the real deal. Though it’s cute you were a little shy about it.

[doublefried]

I didn't want to come across as like, UNCONTROLLABLY horny.

[tothosewhobait]

No? Wouldn’t it just be preparing me for the spring?

[doublefried]

Springtime is technically controllably horny, but I get your point.

[tothosewhobait]

I’d be insulted if you weren’t at least a little curious.

[doublefried]

I've been very curious the whole time! It just didn't come up before now.

[tothosewhobait]

[Opens mouth to ask and make sure he’s not going to think it’s weird. Remembers he’s not going to think it’s weird. Kisses a good bird on the cheek]

Mm, all right then.

[doublefried]

[ he's here for the weird anyway. the weirder the better. anyway smooches ]

I was being polite. Or trying.

[tothosewhobait]

Be a little more rude.

[Trail his fingers lower]

In your case, you’ll find a little slit among the scales.

[doublefried]

Next time I'll open with the uncontrollable horniness, then.

[ PROBABLY has a free hand to follow that trail down and like. explore. tails... are neat ]

So around the same place as... oh, is this it?

[tothosewhobait]

You are the only one that can open with uncontrollable horniness and have me find it charming.

[Hums and guides W’s fingertips in, past the slit in his tail. Enjoy cold damp fish bussy also there’s something else in there if W reaches in further]

Mhmm~

[doublefried]

That's a unique boyfriend privilege--

[ GOSH. THERE IT IS. that IS a weird feeling he does a little flap about it. fish bussy, or fussy, ]

Ooh, there's just like, stuff in here...

[tothosewhobait]

Unique privileges for a unique beau.

[Laughs a little, immediately charmed by the flapping]

Mhmm. You can feel around if you want. I promise not to judge.

[doublefried]

I have a feeling this wasn't the kind of self-examination we were talking about before.

[ AND YET. just like. he's curious. he's checking it out. he WILL just put fingers in whatever orifice he's got just to see ]

[tothosewhobait]

It wasn't, but it can be extra credit.

[Sup, there's a fish dick in there, by which one means basically a tentacle. Congrats on W's new and exciting fish dick.]

[doublefried]

As an overachiever, I love extra credit.

[ WOW A TENTACLE OF HIS VERY OWN actually goes like, makes a !!! noise and like. flaps again. ]

Oh wow, that IS different.

[tothosewhobait]

[Hopefully his own dick curling around his hand is still in W's realm of 'acceptable freaky fish shit' because that's sure what it's doing. Azul will just be here cracking up supportively]

[doublefried]

[ his tolerance is high this is just kind of exciting ]

Wow, look at him go. Man, human junk must have been so boring in comparison.

[tothosewhobait]

Human bodies are simultaneously boring and terribly exciting.

[doublefried]

I guess they'd be novel at least...

[ how much junk prodding can one do before it stops being exploratory and starts just being masturbatory one bird aims to find out

eventually he probably does something TOO exciting, makes a little noise, and gets embarrassed. ]

[tothosewhobait]

Legs are....cute? They're charming.

Did you find something that felt good?

[doublefried]

I thhhiiiiiink so?