imeeji CONTINUATIONS?

[doublefried]

[ mostly for nsfw because i will never let captcha defeat me ]

Comments

[tothosewhobait]

I’m not going to get kidnapped again anyways. Idia wouldn’t and no one else is going to, so...

Besides. As far as kidnappings go, it wasn’t too bad...aside from the testing and the power restricting collars and being washed by machines. Actually the dated company videos we had to watch were probably the worst of it.

[doublefried]

Darling, I wanna murder a juuuust a tiny bit more every time you describe any part of it.

[tothosewhobait]

You can’t, board-game club is already small enough.

[doublefried]

[ huff. ]

I won't murder your board game friend... just if there was a hypothetical new organization that made an attempt at it, y'know?

[tothosewhobait]

[Smooches]

I won’t get kidnapped.

[doublefried]

[ pacified ]

Good.

[tothosewhobait]

[Idly preens bits of W’s wings that he can reach without moving]

[doublefried]

[ even MORE pacified ]

Sooorry, sorry. I know you're the final say on how you feel about your experiences and me getting all puffed up doesn't help.

[tothosewhobait]

Nn....I’m happy. That you’re protective of me.

[doublefried]

I just like you lots.

[tothosewhobait]

You had better. Hawks mate for life, don’t they?

[doublefried]

That's right! Like penguins, but cooler!

[tothosewhobait]

Yes, baby. Show those penguins.

[doublefried]

Way better than some dumb ol' penguin.

[tothosewhobait]

Darling, are you perhaps jealous of how cute penguins are?

[doublefried]

No way. I'm cuter than them anyway!

[tothosewhobait]

Are you? Penguins are pretty cute.

[doublefried]

Puffins are the cuter cold-weather diving bird. I might not be cuter than a puffin. I AM cuter than penguins though.

[tothosewhobait]

Puffin...

[doublefried]

Puffins are small and cute and round and friendly.

[tothosewhobait]

So a puffin theme cafe would be popular.

[doublefried]

I dunno about cafe, but you could definitely sell puffin stuffed toys.

[tothosewhobait]

Oh well, I like hawks better anyways.

[doublefried]

Because hawks are cuter than penguins.

[tothosewhobait]

Much cuter.