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[tothosewhobait]

[Sir]

[doublefried]

Okay they might notice me. I wouldn't notice a hot person next to you but I'm in love already.

[tothosewhobait]

You’re bound to notice someone. It’s uncanny, but all the house wardens are some variety of “hot”.

[doublefried]

Maybe it's an entry requirement.

[tothosewhobait]

It would make sense. As terrible as it is, people are more likely to listen to or think well if someone they find attractive.

[doublefried]

I mean, it sure doesn't hurt. That's part of my appeal back in hero world, and all.

[tothosewhobait]

I hate them, but I do have to say they knew how to pick a pr winner.

[doublefried]

Never underestimate the appeal of a well-maintained wingspan!

[tothosewhobait]

I assure you that it’s impossible to forget.

[doublefried]

Heh.

[ leans happily on!! ]

[tothosewhobait]

As are you.

[doublefried]

Well, I wouldn't say IMPOSSIBLE, but barring supernatural intervention...

[tothosewhobait]

I feel like I should compliment you twice as much in retaliation every time you downplay yourself.

[doublefried]

I'm just saying! Memory loss has been known to happen!

[tothosewhobait]

Darling? Treasure? Pretty bird?

[doublefried]

I lost all my memories like twice in the last half a year okay. I am just saying.

[tothosewhobait]

[WALKS AHEAD OF BIRD]

[doublefried]

Nooo come back I wasn't saying I'm forgettable..!

[ SPEEDS UP ]

[tothosewhobait]

Say some nice things about yourself then to prove it!

[doublefried]

[ waaaah clinging to his arm ]

I'm attractive and kind and hardworking and intelligent and my wingspan is gorgeous and my reaction time is amazing and I have great taste in men?

[tothosewhobait]

That's better.

[doublefried]

[ PICKS HIM UP TO CUDDLE HIM ]

And I love youuuu.

[tothosewhobait]

And I love you more!

[doublefried]

I love you the most!

[ SPINS ]

[tothosewhobait]

Do you swear it?