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[doublefried]

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Comments

[tothosewhobait]

The colors looked especially wonderful on him and the twins! If we get invited again, you will have to dress up too.

[Handing over a photo of him and the twins dressed up for the occasion]

[doublefried]

Waaaah, you look so pretty...

[tothosewhobait]

You look prettier.

[doublefried]

Well, we'll see if I can pull off the look...

[ HEADING IN TO GET CHANGED ]

[tothosewhobait]

[Waiting patiently outside the fitting room like a good boyfriend]

[doublefried]

[ coming out in the first one ]

This shirt is maybe the tightest shirt I've ever worn.

[tothosewhobait]

.............

[doublefried]

Is that stunned approval or stunned disapproval.

[ TWISTING TO LOOK AT HIMSELF man it really clings to the abs and whatever the muscles in the side of the torso are. those guys. it clings there too. ]

[tothosewhobait]

[Weird fish horny approval laughter]

[doublefried]

So stunned approval, got it. Wanna see the one with the midriff? Wanna see one of the miniskirt ones? Haha, just kidding. Unless?

[tothosewhobait]

YES.

[doublefried]

Yes to which one?

[tothosewhobait]

...can't I have both?

[doublefried]

In which order, my glorious shining star?

[tothosewhobait]

[This is so much power]

[doublefried]

And also, this or this or this one for the skirt.

[tothosewhobait]

[Must not go with first pick, must not expose self]

The first one.

[doublefried]

This one DOES look pretty flattering. Okay, midriff or thigh outfit first?

[tothosewhobait]

................

That's an impossible choice you've asked me to make.

[doublefried]

I'll do the midriff one first since I think the skirt one will be more complicated to take on and off.

[ GOES AND GETS CHANGED ]

[tothosewhobait]

[Sea Witch please help him]

[doublefried]

[ COMES BACK in the ab-revealing nightmare. he did not put on the hat part. ]

Somehow this feels less revealing than the super tight shirt.

[tothosewhobait]

[........is looking respectfully]

[doublefried]

This top is a miracle of science. I don't understand how it's covering anything.

[tothosewhobait]

I'm going to put that shirt on my payroll.