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[tothosewhobait]

Where there's a will there's a way, but mine is far more versatile...in my humble opinion.

[doublefried]

I agree.

[ cheek kiss ]

Thanks for not being an insane tyrant with it ♥.

[tothosewhobait]

Of course, you couldn't marry me if I was. That wouldn't be appropriate for a hero.

[doublefried]

It would be a ~bad look~.

[tothosewhobait]

So I have no choice but to be on my best behavior.

[doublefried]

I'll be on my worst, so we'll even out.

[tothosewhobait]

I like that plan.

[doublefried]

A perfectly balanced pair!

[tothosewhobait]

[Looking respectfully]

[doublefried]

I feel like at some point I was supposed to be undressing, but we got distracted and had a deep future talk while I was sitting on your lap in a miniskirt.

[tothosewhobait]

I feel like we accidentally distract ourselves quite a bit.

[doublefried]

Normally I feel like the miniskirt would distract from the conversation...

[tothosewhobait]

Talking to you is interesting though.

[doublefried]

I wasn't complaining, it's just kind of funny.

[tothosewhobait]

Oh, I know. I just...

[Reaches out to fiddle with the fabric of his skirt]

Wanted to explain, I guess. Not that what's under your skirt isn't interesting too, of course.

[doublefried]

[ smooches his forehead ]

I think we've had conversations like this with me fully naked before so this is actually pretty par for the course.

[tothosewhobait]

I'll probably be better at focusing when you're safely home with me.

[doublefried]

Yeah, when you don't have to worry about me being maimed or murdered or dismembered or transferred...

[tothosewhobait]

Exactly. And when our time together doesn't have a clock counting down in my head.

[doublefried]

Exactly.

[ pets his hairrr ]

[tothosewhobait]

Sorry...I wound up bringing the mood down.

[doublefried]

Nooo you didn't. You're fine. You're perfect.

[ drapes!!! wings over!!! ]

[tothosewhobait]

[Burrows closer, huddling under the wings like an improvised octopot]

I'm far from perfect.

[doublefried]

Well, I think you're very good at least, which is better than being perfect.

[tothosewhobait]

[Holds onto him tighter]

Why are you so good...