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uniTEA: hey w important question
uniTEA: does your bf ever fuck you as an octopus
uniTEA: asking for me tyia ♥
uniTEA: does your bf ever fuck you as an octopus
uniTEA: asking for me tyia ♥
W: of course
W: what kind of coward would date an octopus and not be into that
W: what kind of coward would date an octopus and not be into that
uniTEA: THANK YOU
uniTEA: i thought so!!
uniTEA: i have two whole entire bfs now and idek if they'd wanna when im in my true form
uniTEA: i thought so!!
uniTEA: i have two whole entire bfs now and idek if they'd wanna when im in my true form
W: i mean why wouldn't they
W: i can see size being an issue normally but you're alcheme
W: i can see size being an issue normally but you're alcheme
uniTEA: dragon dick is intimidating i guess even if i do shrink down
uniTEA: and
uniTEA: idk maybe i
uniTEA: oh no am i having a crisis abt whether or not humans think im hot when im dragon-shaped, is that what im doing
uniTEA: and
uniTEA: idk maybe i
uniTEA: oh no am i having a crisis abt whether or not humans think im hot when im dragon-shaped, is that what im doing
[ tea is typing ... ... ... ... ]
uniTEA: ok maybe not a crisis
uniTEA: but im thinking very very very very hard about it
uniTEA: ok maybe not a crisis
uniTEA: but im thinking very very very very hard about it
W: not to be overprotective but
W: you're a dragon and if they're not attracted to you as a dragon
W: then tbh
W: fuck 'em
W: or don't i guess.
W: you're a dragon and if they're not attracted to you as a dragon
W: then tbh
W: fuck 'em
W: or don't i guess.
[ bless this bird ]
uniTEA: itd be tragic if i couldn't get laid bc people are cowards
uniTEA: otoh it's important to have standards
uniTEA: itd be tragic if i couldn't get laid bc people are cowards
uniTEA: otoh it's important to have standards
W: if they're dating a dragon they're dating all of a dragon
W: not just the cute human shaped parts of her
W: not just the cute human shaped parts of her
uniTEA: this is why youre my favourite
uniTEA: thank u
uniTEA: if we had a poll live like pep id do a "would you fuck a dragon" live
uniTEA: not to find dates, i just really wanna know, you know?
uniTEA: thank u
uniTEA: if we had a poll live like pep id do a "would you fuck a dragon" live
uniTEA: not to find dates, i just really wanna know, you know?
W: i bet you'd get false positives
W: but honestly it's worth a shot
W: maybe recruit like, that pink guy
W: but honestly it's worth a shot
W: maybe recruit like, that pink guy
uniTEA: you mean the one i wouldve eaten if he hadn't slammed a door in my face?
uniTEA: hmm good point
uniTEA: it's not like i ACTUALLY ate him (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
uniTEA: okokok ill ask him, this should be fun
uniTEA: incidentally what do you think of lupine
uniTEA: it's not like i ACTUALLY ate him (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
uniTEA: okokok ill ask him, this should be fun
uniTEA: incidentally what do you think of lupine
Edited 2021-10-14 18:20 (UTC)
W: busybody (neutral positive)
W: weenie (funny positive)
W: seems to have his heart in the right place (positive)
W: i'd give him a 7/10 pending further interactions
W: weenie (funny positive)
W: seems to have his heart in the right place (positive)
W: i'd give him a 7/10 pending further interactions
uniTEA: lol you nailed it
uniTEA: he's hilarious and he's doing his best, it's cute
uniTEA: id apologise for the picnic buuuuuuuut
uniTEA: he's hilarious and he's doing his best, it's cute
uniTEA: id apologise for the picnic buuuuuuuut
uniTEA: exactly
uniTEA: maybe that's my type?
uniTEA: bullyable boys
uniTEA: bullyable anyone actually
uniTEA: maybe that's my type?
uniTEA: bullyable boys
uniTEA: bullyable anyone actually
W: sometimes you just wanna make someone flustered
W: i get it
W: i get it
W: we were forced to broker a peace treaty
W: otherwise we'd compliment each other too much
W: otherwise we'd compliment each other too much
[Someone has left a jar of dark chocolate rum truffles in your unit dropbox. The tag, in Hurricane's sloppy handwriting, is addressed to you by name, and it reads: "Happy holidays, dude!"]
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