imeeji CONTINUATIONS?

[doublefried]

[ mostly for nsfw because i will never let captcha defeat me ]

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[tothosewhobait]

I’d make another marriage joke, but that might start getting weird. Please know it was there though.

[doublefried]

If we joke TOO much it might become real and I wanna be not on camera for my wedding.

Do you wanna bring the games or should I?

[tothosewhobait]

We may have to do a beach wedding.

Mmm....I’ll bring them this time.

[doublefried]

Boat wedding! Beach and boat at the same time somehow! And okay, I'll bring some next time then.

[tothosewhobait]

Mmm...it's a date. You can bring your friends if you like though.

[doublefried]

I could bring Tea along maybe... she likes you.

[tothosewhobait]

Does she?

[doublefried]

She likes how you treat me at least, which is most of the way there.

[tothosewhobait]

I just treat you the way you should be treated. Or I try to, at least.

[doublefried]

[ DRAPES OVER HIM DRAMATICALLY ]

You treat me so well you've ruined me. I'm spoiled now.

[tothosewhobait]

You’re still impossibly good to people who don’t deserve it, despite my best efforts.

[doublefried]

What! Like who! My memories don't count, they already happened before I ever met you.

[tothosewhobait]

For starters? You still want to go back and help all those civilians despite how awful they’ve been to you.

[doublefried]

Not all of them were awful to me...

[tothosewhobait]

...

Should I go into the “good guys” you work for then?

[doublefried]

No, that's okay, I don't want to go back to working for them anyway because of the child exploitation.

[tothosewhobait]

Are you going to let me sue them though?

[doublefried]

You're allowed to sue them.

[tothosewhobait]

And the civilians?

[doublefried]

Can say whatever they like because words don't hurt me, it's fine.

[tothosewhobait]

Words don't hurt you.... What's that like?

[doublefried]

I mean... to me it's just normal?

[tothosewhobait]

Heroes really are made of something else.

[doublefried]

Well. You get a lot of spotlight time as a hero, that comes with highs and lows.

[tothosewhobait]

To be honest, it sounds like the villains have a better deal.