imeeji CONTINUATIONS?

[doublefried]

[ mostly for nsfw because i will never let captcha defeat me ]

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[doublefried]

You've got yours on lockdown!

[tothosewhobait]

Awww. That's the sweetest thing you've ever said to me!

[doublefried]

My boyfriend! The marketing expert!

[tothosewhobait]

[Gently runs his fingers over where fin meets tail]

You know, I bet lounge traffic will go up just by having you hang around there.

[doublefried]

'Come to the lounge for a bonus chance of maybe seeing the bird who hangs around flirting with the owner'?

[tothosewhobait]

You're going to be popular. I can tell already. I know these things.

[doublefried]

My demographic is usually teen girls, but I guess there won't be any of those around...

[tothosewhobait]

An all-boys school is a world of it's own outside what you once knew about demographics.

[doublefried]

Oh, exciting and concerning!

[tothosewhobait]

That's a good way to put it actually.

[doublefried]

So I SHOULD still be on the lookout for stampedes or no?

[tothosewhobait]

Definitely.

[doublefried]

Oh no.

[tothosewhobait]

I just hope they don't cause too much fuss at the lounge. Though Floyd and Noah will be happy to have more people to bounce.

[doublefried]

I'm sure without the benefit of also being a celebrity, it would at least take a while to like, build UP to having stampedes. Like just being hot isn't enough on its own.

[tothosewhobait]

You'd be surprised. I'm fairly certain at this point that there are some people that show up at the lounge just to be bounced by Noah. And he hasn't been there that long at all really.

[doublefried]

I guess the teen years are a hormonal time.

[tothosewhobait]

I mean.

[doublefried]

[ ... pats his cheek ]

[tothosewhobait]

Be grateful. I have two eels and a bird to satisfy. It's a good thing I have youthful energy.

[doublefried]

Your youthful energy is very good and you're very good to me and I love you.

[tothosewhobait]

[...settles down]

You're good to me too and I love you too. Very much.

[doublefried]

Also, if I become so popular people line up just to creepily stare at me, please absolutely charge them.

[tothosewhobait]

I will charge them...and then bounce them.

[doublefried]

Two drink minimum, which includes a free escort to the exit.