imeeji CONTINUATIONS?

[doublefried]

[ mostly for nsfw because i will never let captcha defeat me ]

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[tothosewhobait]

A very, very, very good one.

Is there anything you want me to send you next time?

[doublefried]

Hmmm... I just like hearing about your day to day.

[tothosewhobait]

[Kisses his cheeks then his eyelids]

And? What else?

[doublefried]

And things that make you happy!

And job postings for TAs.

And real estate listings.

[tothosewhobait]

[The happiest looking villainous cackle ever]

[doublefried]

I have a lot of spare time! I might as well put it to good use.

[tothosewhobait]

I'll send them or hand them to you directly. Whichever comes first.

[doublefried]

Whichever comes first! And I'll send you my resume to pass along!

[tothosewhobait]

We really do work fast.

[doublefried]

No point in working slow if we don't have to.

[tothosewhobait]

What do you think the chances were?

[doublefried]

The chances?

[tothosewhobait]

That two overachievers like us found each other in such a short amount of time in Hell.

[doublefried]

It's gotta be at LEAST in the millions-to-one, yeah?

[tothosewhobait]

Not odds I would have bet on, certainly.

[doublefried]

Like, even if we lived in the same universe the odds of us meeting were tiny. Throw in Hell, and Hell at the same time...

[tothosewhobait]

Want to know something? Promise not to tell?

[doublefried]

Yeah? I'll keep it quiet.

[tothosewhobait]

I like to imagine what it would have been like if we had met in my world.

[doublefried]

Like if I had been born there?

[tothosewhobait]

Mm, I like imagining all the different ways we could have met.

[doublefried]

So many potential meetcutes... I bet if we'd met in my world you wouldn't have liked me half as much.

[tothosewhobait]

Why do you think that?

[doublefried]

Because I'd be a flashy celebrity! You wouldn't be impressed by just that, right?

[tothosewhobait]

Nn, I can't say I'm impressed by that sort of thing aside from the hard work behind it.