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[doublefried]

[ ring a bell for an echidnabird ]

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[doublefried]

Okay, truth or dare.

[tothosewhobait]

Dare.

[doublefried]

I dare you tooooo...

[ THINKS VERY HARD. FLAPS HIS LITTLE WINGS ]

To... oh my god, I can't think of anything, am I just extremely lame... try to pick me up?

[tothosewhobait]

Is that all? Very well.

[Picks him up with ease and-]

You're really rather light, aren't you?

[doublefried]

Surprise! My bones are hollow.

[tothosewhobait]

That's really rather convenient, isn't it?

[doublefried]

It's convenient for flying! Less convenient for close combat but I try to avoid that anyway.

[tothosewhobait]

Mm, I can't really picture hand-to-hand as your go-to technique.

[Starts unloading snacks and drinks from the bag]

That said...truth or dare?

[doublefried]

I'm trained in it but I broke a lot of bones in training.

Hmmm... I guess dare?

[tothosewhobait]

I dare you to text someone a flirty one liner.

[doublefried]

Oh my! Imagine the scandal! Let's see who I could text...

[ makes a show of scrolling through his phone!! ]

[tothosewhobait]

A little scandal now and then is rather exciting.

[Picking out and opening a little bag of chips]

[doublefried]

[ ufufu AZUL'S PHONE GOES PING ]

if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINE-apple 🍍

[tothosewhobait]

[Checks his phone.]

[Stares.]

[Pockets his phone.]

[Rolls over and buries his face in one of the pillows.]

[doublefried]

Did it work? Do you feel flirted with?

[tothosewhobait]

That was terrible.

[doublefried]

It's like pineapple, but instead of pine, it's fine!

[tothosewhobait]

[Does his best to not blush]

Oh, I understood it.

[doublefried]

It's my turn right? Truth or dare?

[tothosewhobait]

T...ruth.

[doublefried]

Do you think instead of setting me up on dates with other people, it might be faster and more fun to just go on dates with me personally?

[tothosewhobait]

It...would certainly be more efficient, wouldn't it? And we do enjoy each others' company already.

Real ones or...practice ones?

[doublefried]

Why not real ones? Wouldn't it suck to practice until we were both really good at dating each other and then pass me off to someone else?

[tothosewhobait]

...that would be rather unfortunate, wouldn't it?

[doublefried]

And then what if I didn't even LIKE that person. It would be embarrassing and sad.