HAWKS PALACE

[doublefried]

The process of entering the palace is... smooth. Painless.


You are falling, but it's not scary at the speed you're going. You drop through the pre-dawn sky like a feather, light and easy on a breeze, descending towards a bright and multicolored island in a sea of dark trees.

When you land, you are somewhere new.

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[doublefried]

"It's for guests..."

1/3

[lefteel]

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[lefteel]

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[lefteel]

[He goes back over to the foodstand.

And the bird child will not be able to hear what is being said. But the intimidating aura that surrounds Floyd as he speaks with the "kindest" smile you can imagine . . . it's a lot. Even bird child can feel it from where he's standing.

It might be possible that he's having a discussion on what it means to be a "guest" and who should be allowed to try very delicious snacks.]

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[doublefried]

So here's an interesting thing that happens. The attendant is perfectly polite and cooperative with the ultimate perfect customer service smile. They don't disagree or talk back and agree readily to literally everything that's said!

But none of it seems to sink in? It's like he's talking to a chatbot.

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[lefteel]

[This is annoying.

Fine.

He'll just order ten of everything.]

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[doublefried]

"Of course! Would you like a tray?"

They produce... ten of everything. There is truly a preposterous amount of candy and soda here now.

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[lefteel]

Please bring it to the table, thanks~

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[doublefried]

"Of course!"

The little booth like spawns four more people to carry it all. The little kid is like 8O!!! about it.

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[lefteel]

[Grins.]

There you go~

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[doublefried]

"Thanks so much!! It's really okay to try?"

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[lefteel]

Yep~

But in exchange, you’ll have to take me to all of the food places here, okay~?

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[doublefried]

"I can do that... I know where all the good ones are."

NOM NOM COTTON CANDY.

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[lefteel]

Then I’ll help you get whatever you like, Parrotfish-chan.

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[doublefried]

"I'll show you the best corn dogs. They're not all the same, some are definitely better."

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[lefteel]

Okay~

If you ever run into an attendant that you feel like took more money from you than they should have, let me know and I'll shake them down for you~

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[doublefried]

"Well... I don't have any money at all. But if I get some I'll be careful with it."

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[lefteel]

You don't have to be careful, you just gotta get more money~

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[doublefried]

"When I'm bigger I'll have more money."

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[lefteel]

Don't you need money now?

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[doublefried]

"I do, but kids don't get to have money, right?"

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[lefteel]

[?????????????????????]

[Azul was probably running businesses at the age of 10.]

Why not?

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[doublefried]

"Well... adults have all the money?"