doublefried | HAWKS PALACE

HAWKS PALACE

The process of entering the palace is... smooth. Painless.

You are falling, but it's not scary at the speed you're going. You drop through the pre-dawn sky like a feather, light and easy on a breeze, descending towards a bright and multicolored island in a sea of dark trees.

When you land, you are somewhere new.

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I do not require them. Happy hunting.

"Of course!"

The perfectly generic human hands over an admission ticket and a receipt (the fact that no money was exchanged doesn't seem to factor into this at all) as well as a park map with little blurbs of key attractions.

"Have a heroically good time at Hero Land!"

[ awesome because Wilbur is a firm believer in crime and this way he isn't entering Hero Land after immediately committing amusement park ticket theft ]

Will do, King. Got any recommendations?

[ Time to take a look at the park map ]

The map is a pretty generic theme park map! key locations include rides, a zoo, a museum, and several patches fully blotted out with weird black and red ink blotches. It can't quite be described as 'stains' - it's fully intentional and incorporated in the design.

"Our animal habitat park is always popular among families, and of course our rides are internationally renowned!"

Damn. And here's me, without my son. I'll call it advance scouting. Advance scouting for Fundy activities.

[ turning the map around and pointing ]

What's up with the stains?

They just sort of smile in that customer service way that means they have no idea what you're talking about.

"The map is your guide to the various attractions and locations in Hero Land!"

Chill. Thanks man.

[ Steps back to talk to the big fire bird ]

Same deal with you? Anything to say on the subject of stains?

I concern myself little with the inner workings of the mind of my tether. But if there is an area hidden from the map, I suspect it is an area he would not want easily known.