At this point I'm just gonna go for it! As you will see in the many, many other backdated letters, I've been planning surprises and making nefarious plots since I got your last batch of them. Normally I'm a lot quicker than this when it comes to ambushes, but I like you so much I want to do it right.
I'm gonna send these all at once after I see you, so when you get it, obviously that means everything went extremely well and I did a very good fun prank on you, and you were very surprised and swept off your feet, and I romanced you so efficiently you will stay romanced for days or weeks to come.
The saucepans, by the way, will be/were Tea's idea.
Day 393 but written 392 morning
At this point I'm just gonna go for it! As you will see in the many, many other backdated letters, I've been planning surprises and making nefarious plots since I got your last batch of them. Normally I'm a lot quicker than this when it comes to ambushes, but I like you so much I want to do it right.
I'm gonna send these all at once after I see you, so when you get it, obviously that means everything went extremely well and I did a very good fun prank on you, and you were very surprised and swept off your feet, and I romanced you so efficiently you will stay romanced for days or weeks to come.
The saucepans, by the way, will be/were Tea's idea.
Love,
W